When I was a kid, I love to climb the electric pole infront of my house pretending im a koala. I swear, at that time I have like spiderman sticky super power. I climbed damn high I can see my house's roof from top (???). My mother and the neighbours have warn me countless times on why it is not safe to climb that pole. But I dont give so much fux for im a koala. Hahaha
Monday, June 23, 2014
roq_reality_doodle: Tiang Depan Rumah
When I was a kid, I love to climb the electric pole infront of my house pretending im a koala. I swear, at that time I have like spiderman sticky super power. I climbed damn high I can see my house's roof from top (???). My mother and the neighbours have warn me countless times on why it is not safe to climb that pole. But I dont give so much fux for im a koala. Hahaha
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roq_reality_doodle : Dang Mosquitoes
Manage to electrocute a couple of mosquitoes. Hahaha. Trying a new style of art by merging my doodles with the environment. More to come :). Good night everyone.... have a good mosquito-free night sleep :)
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Friday, June 20, 2014
Blogger mintak penampar
Owhhooiiiii~
Ko ni roq.... klau buat blog tapi x hapdate, baik ko tutop teros je blog ko. Puiiiiii *monolog dalaman
Hai semua..... kita post entry ni pakai phone... batak sikit. Hehe
Wednesday, March 19, 2014
Bahan Porno Ketika Kecil
I dont know bout girls, but im pretty sure boys will do this :D LOL. And Im very sure that Im not the only person doing this. pffttttt~
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Tuesday, March 11, 2014
Kejadian Waktu Malam Yang Tak Best
We all had the experience where......
Our BODY be like....... I really need some sleep......
BUT our BRAIN be like...... "Tak payah tido la, best jugak kalau pikir pasal kerje, seronok jugak pikir pengalaman memalukan, tambah best kalau pikir pasal nak buat body, kalau joging pukol 3 pagi ni mesti best sebab sejuk, hmmmm jap jangan tidur lagi, ape agaknye terjadi kat pesawat MH370 ha?, hmmm besok nak pergi mane ye? Alamak! lamenye tak update blog, Tetibe rase nak melukis...etc".......
Conclusion? Pakse jugak tidor, end up tertidor 3 jam pas tu..... Ughhhhhhhh~.....
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Sunday, March 9, 2014
My 1st time with NIVEA’s rinse off body lotion
Well hello people! :)
Let just go straight to the point. We all have heard about Snow White, a girl so fair even her step mom get jealous of her. Do you know why Snow White is so beautiful and fair? The secret is her skin! Her skin is so healthy and well moisturize. But what did she use to maintain her skin health? Well, we never heard he story of that part.
I have decided to make a journey to find the secret product that she use. It is a hard work to know exactly where she lived, but somehow I manage to gain the information. Dont ask me how :P
Owh, I forget to tell you, it's not just Snow White who have the ability to gain relationship bond with animals. I also have that talent. So during my journey, thanks to some animal, they have decided to help me.
You know what? I think all the story of how gentle and polite Snow White, is a lie. I couldn't believe my eyes. As I reached Snow White's place, I saw her teaching animals "What The Fox Say" song.
Even tough she act a little bit weird, I must ensure my target is achieved. I must know what did she use to keep her skin healthy. Did she use witchcraft like her step mom, the witch? I have decided to directly ask her..
As quickly as I said "CAN I HAVE IT?" She suddenly changed her behaviour. She looks like the Gollum in LOTR...(maybe because she spends too much time in the woods HAHA)..... I feel afraid and weird at the same time, but I knew her secret already. So yeah... I just leave the place....
After reached back my place. I went to nearby shop tu purchase the secret product (which no longer a secret) a NIVEA In-Shower Skin Conditioner.
The product look so majestic!!
NIVEA In-Shower Skin Conditioner is easy to use, and suitable for both man and woman who wants to get ready quickly.
Here is the product review and how to apply it..
SOOO Easy right? hehe
Want to know the result? What happened to my skin? Needless to say, my skin have never been so smooth and moisturize. Unlike ordinary body lotion, the NIVEA In-Shower Skin Conditioner never leave sticky feels :) .From time to time, I like to touch my own skin and I can feel myself start turning into the gollum protecting my 'precious' just like what happened to snow white. Hahahaha .....Nahhh. im just kidding :P
To know in detail what this product can do to you, you can see this literally great videos...
I wish I'm one of the hot guy in the video. hahaha
Well you all must be wandering why suddenly I talk about this great product. This entry I specially created to join a contest held by NIVEA and Nuffnang :)
To join this competition,you all can go and click to THIS LINK
Wish me luck guys :)
My 1st time with NIVEA’s rinse off body lotion
Sunday, March 2, 2014
Penggunaan Deodorant Menggalakkan Lagi Pertambahan Bulu Ketiak
3 March 2014- Kajian oleh seorang professor dari Kampung Pening Lalat di Australia iaitu Professor Madya IR. Roq Ken Cing Kaw mendapati penggunaan deodoran bukan setakat menutup bau sardin ketiak anda, malah ia menggalakan lagi penumbuhan bulu ketiak.
Experiment terlebih dahulu dilakukan terhadap anak buah professor tersebut yang terlalu ingin memakai deodoran ketiak setelah berkali-kali melihat perilaku pak cik nya memakai deodorant kerana terlampau malas menutup pintu bilik ketika bersiap.
Berikut merupakan gambar2 yang diambil sebelom experiment dijalankan
Disebabkan terlalu malas melayan anak buahnya, Prof Roq Ken Cing Kaw menyapukan sahaja deodorant tersebut terhadap ketiak suci anak buahnya.
Sekian, sumber berita dari Bernama, Bloomberg dan Business Times.
*ps: Blanje la 'Like' sikit kalau suke entry ni.. hahaha :P
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