Duit Raya Di Aidilfitri (P Ramlee Edition)

Aku tau suasane raye dah start hambar, ye dok? Krik krik krik sangat suasane...

Bagi menghidopkan balik suasane raya, aku dah sediakan  beberape GIF mengikut suasane yang bersesuaian......but mostly pasal duit raya, yang paling penting...... P.Ramlee's Edition

1) That one annoying kid yang suke mintak duit raye...

They all be like..

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Tapi, dalam hati nak je cakap macamni...

*Tapi kita diam je sebab kita tuan rumah yang baik hati dan bersopan santun

2) Dah besar, tapi still orang hulur duit raya...

3) Kau dapat seringgit, Tapi member ko dapat dua ringgit dari rumah yang same sebab duit kertas 'melekat'..

4) Nak tentukan turn.... sape yang kene jerit bagi salam time "Operasi Mengumpol Duit Raya" dari rumah ke rumah

5) Time kecik2, bersungguh-sungguh ko beraye, tapi tak dapat duit raya....

Ok... tu je kot ..... see you next time...... hint *more gif to come ..hehe

Arghhh! nyamuk yang jilake..

IT"S FUCKING 4 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING!! AKU X LEH TIDO PASAL BANYAK SANGAT NYAMUK!!...... SEPANJANG MALAM.... MACAM NI LAH GAYA AKU.....

*BLAH LA NYAMUK!

Englishing At Its Finestest

*Warning : This entry will be in Created English by me*

*note that 18 SX means So Xylophone because dont know much word starting with an X*

Owhhhoooiihhooiiiiii Ladies and mato fato Gentleman~

Haha....u first read title then u know the vocab will be teruk in this entry. I know it sound like stupid english but i dont care because this is just for fun-fun. This blog is so not updated because i dont have time and may not be interested in blogging anymore. I hope u no sad because when u sad.....i iz crying likka river.

I now understand the pe-break malay (pepatah melayu) which is the "hot2 chicken shit".... at first making this blog, i is so harworking i updated everyday.... i draw every day but nowadays so lazy as fat cat. To make sure u all understand what im gonna said.... i will put this entry with sub-sub title.... make sure u got at least band 3 in MUET before continue reading lah.... because if u got band 6, after reading this entry suddenly u at level 2.... if u in band 3 suddenly u speak jawa.... yes2.....i no force u read... but if u continue read i think u love me..... thank you..... i love u too.....


1) Updating Blog

I dont know why suddenly i want to updating.... i feel boring2 after sahur, suddenly inspired to update. I forgot my password and have to trace back everything. Im so shocking the layout of Blogspot changed already.... i panicked... but i say bismillah and everything ok now. I type2 like usual but difficult also lah to convert to englishing because i normally use correct english.

2) Graduated

Yeay! i no officially graduated because i no have scroll and walk2 on stage with square black cap yet. but after 4 years taking degree i finally finished. Doing FYP or Final Year Project is so difficult i told u. Really stressing. But hey! i passed it with kaler terbang.....

3) Puasing

Puasing or fasting is same la to me in this entry. Alhamdulillah my puasing is still full. i no skip. but terawih i skip2 sometimes. I is very glad because my friends still remember me and sometimes ajak me open fasting together-gather. Almost every week also have appointment.

4) Finding Kerjob

Of kos la i need to find work after grad. But i iz sad because i no get work yet. I just go interview other day... so difficult la question. I no talk2 detail because i is so shying when thinking the interview... urghhh.. Yes.... i no use this englishing during the interview. I accidentally became professionaled at the interviewed. But i cantik sure not get the job :( but i dont care much because teraffic is so jam la dat Petaling Jaya. My feet cramped hold clutch long-long time.

5) Hari Raya Day

This raya i dont know what kaler to wear. because i now 23... so i already have all kaler of baju melayu. So i thought this raya i want to wear pink. Suit me well la because im a jambu boy... Pffttttt~ This year raya my sister go back to in law side.... sigh~ so krik krik la this raya..... Now i want to go ikea with my sister looking2 for perabot that can be buy at cheap price.


Ok... i think that's it je la update this time. im so so sleepy typing this. feel like i just got drunk atau hitted by car and directly making this post. I so so sure also i can act in 'Owh my english' in astro and all system become error because my englishing is too well.....I really dont know next update when. Ok.... bye~

Kesakitan level Tinggi

Owwhhhooooiiiiihhoooiiii~

Berikut merupakan senarai atau gambar kesakitan yang puncanya datang dari bende yang kecik, tapi kesakitan yang ditanggung adalah berada di paras maksima...... (ayat sasterawan desa)

(aku tak pasti ....adakah perempuan mengalami senak yang serupa)

shitt.... i should be studying right now.... got paper tomorrow.... subject gegar getar aka Vibration....

chow~

ps: ade lagi kesakitan yang anda rase datang dari punca yang kecik? sile komen..hehe

Abah

owhhhooooiiiiihhhoooiiiiiii~

lame sangat sangat sangat sangat sangat tak update blog ni....

Entry ni di buat khas untuk abah saya.....

               Abah yang saya sentiasa berada disisi saya.....

               Abah yang selalu dalam hati saya....

               Abah yang menjaga makan minum saya.....

               Abah yang meluangkan masa untuk saya....

               Abah yang mendidik saya....

               Abah saya yang sempurna.

Serba sedikit tentang Abah saya...... pengalaman yang aku takkan lupa sampai mati....

Aku sayang abah aku.... tapi jarang aku ucapkan..... mungkin malu.... aku pon tak pasti.... mungkin lelaki memang dilahirkan begitu..... kami lebih mudah meluahkan perasaan melalui tindakan berbanding kata-kata terutama melibatkan kasih sayang..... 

aku pon jarang dengar abah cakap abah sayang aku, kalau ade pon time kecik2 dulu... bila aku tanya..."abah sayang kita tak?".... abah akan bergurau dengan menjawab "Ah! tak sayang lah, tak hensem, comot, gigi rongak, banyak makan gula2" ...... pastu aku pon merajuk, nyorok belakang pintu, nangis, pastu tertido......Abah angkat aku, aku terjaga, tapi buat2 tido..... abah letak aku atas toto.......

Kadang-kadang aku harap aku boleh kembali ke masa silam....jadi balik budak2..... jadi kecik..... boleh duduk atas riba abah, kene peluk sambil tengok tv.......nostalgia~

Aku sangat2 bersyukur dikurniakan seorang insan yang cukup bermakna dalam hidup aku. Bersyukurlah jika engkau juga dikurniakan dengan insan yang bergelar bapa ini. Ketahuilah, tak semua merasa nikmat yang sama. Ada yang dilahirkan  sebagai anak yatim sejak lahir. Tidak pernah merasa kasih sayang seorang bapa.. Buat mereka yang tidak lagi memiliki ayah, doakanlah kesejahteraan mereka di sana....

Baru2 ni aku dengar abah masuk hospital, tekanan darah rendah. .... tersentap seketika..... rase nak bergegas balik rumah.... Diharap semua yang membaca entry ini dapat mendoakan kesejahteraan abah saya iaitu Mohd Hasib bin Basni....

-SAYA SAYANG ABAH SAYA-

cara untuk perempuan pakai baju lelaki (#howtowearmen'sshirt)

owhhhhwwwwhhhooooiiii~

segalanya bermula dengan.....

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Reaksi korang mesti macam ni kan....

Ade bran sambung gambar? hahahahaha

hai awak.....

Hai awak....

lame saya tak update blog....

Hai awak....

berlumut dah blog sebab tak update....

Hai awak....

awak tau tak entry ni cam sampah....

Hai awak....

awak dah takde idea ke??

Hai awak...

bile last time awak melukis??

Hai awak... haiiiiii~

:)